We have a small circa 1930’s bathroom. Due to the size and “unique” peach and turquoise color scheme, I decorate it very simply. It is knick-knack free. My daughter, on the other hand, loves playing with sea creature toys in the tub. They are often left strewn around, creating a sea life theme in our otherwise austere bathroom.
Though she will occasionally carry one off to her room, for the most part, they dwell in our bathroom. A lot of funky stuff happens in bathrooms, and these poor little creatures are forced to bear witness to it, full visual, odors and all. I imagine Mr. Fishy is quite jealous of the face down positioning of Big Shark on this particular day. Even more so of Crabby who after his squirting duty was carried off to my daughter’s bedroom, far from the sights and smells unfortunate Mr. Fishy must endure.
While poor hapless Mr. Fishy dreams of the sweet death of being sliced into sushi or simmered in a bouillabaisse, that day will never come. The best he can hope for is his child losing interest and tossing him aside to be forgotten. His torturous existence may not come to an end so easily, though. He could be passed along for another child to leave behind in the bathroom…
Mr. Fishy will never forget. The things he has seen in our bathroom are hideously emblazoned on his mind. We, thankfully, do not suffer the same fate. See that Quilted Northern bath tissue stashed in our sink cabinet it is “designed to be forgotten”. It gives us a mercifully forgettable bathroom experience, just the way we like it.
If the sad saga of Mr. Fishy is not enough to make you thankful to forget perhaps this will…
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This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Quilted Northern. The opinions and text are all mine.